2005-11-19

DEPP: 'I CAN'T STAY IN RIOT-RAVAGED FRANCE'

As a friend of mine pointed out, talk about a man without a country!

We simply have to find a place for Johnny Depp, the noted thespian cum political philosopher par excellence who departed the land of his birth a while back to settle down with his paramour in France, calling America "a big dumb puppy."

(I suppose if he hadn't left in a George W. Bush-inspired huff a while back we could refer to him as a national treasure.)

He's so incredibly gifted, the star of "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory," who based his portrayal in that film on Mr. Michael Jackson, another national treasure who has been driven from our shores merely because his innocent penchant for sleeping with small boys ran counter to the dark desires of Bush, Cheney, Rove, Irve "Scooter" Libby, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, Dr. James Dobson, Pat Robertson and the rest of the right wing cabal calling the shots here in Les Etats Unis.

1 comment:

Alpha Conservative Male said...

I can't stand Johnn Depp. This fool called Amerians "Stupid Puppys" It's Americans who foolishly self sucker themselves out of their hard earned money to see his crap on screen. Since Depp always thought the french were the ultimate in sophistication, I say let him stay there. If he was such a great actor, how come he can't duplicate his success in the french movie world? Think about it