2006-05-10

Bush Evil Scheme On Track

Step 1: Knowing for a fact that Iraq lacks banned weopons, lie that it does, make this a central justification for invading, then invade prior to election and find none of the banned weapons, exposing your lie to the voters.

Step 2: Despite leading a massive international conspiracy comprising the most powerful and evil confederates ever assembled (a cabal that perhaps orchestrated 911!), don't butress pre-invasion lies by planting banned weapons.

Step 3: Employ mysterious powers to boost petro prices, angering voters and all non-petro business leaders. (I can't quite figure out this step. Was it, "Steel Iraqi oil", which would bring down petro prices, or "Fail to stop tyranical terrorists from destroying Iraqi petro infrastructure", which would contribute to boosting petro prices?)

1 comment:

Paul Hue said...

With Bush's poll numbers so low, with him controlling various nefarious international black-dagger outfits and cabals, and with him having lied about shooting down the 911 plane(s?) and staging Air Force excersizes to cover for the 911 "wag the dog" operation, why hasn't he:

- Staged a new 911 attack in the US?
- Either captured Bin Laden or provided fake proof of his good health and hearty capabilities?
- Planted banned weapons in Iraq?
- Had his oil corp buddies dial-down the petro prices, to please voters and all the evil non-petro corporations harmed by the high prices?