Gunter Grass - Celebrated German novelist, playwright, poet, essayist, sculptor, commentator, Nobel Laureate...

And...(drum roll)...former member of the Nazi SS!!! Does this mean he has to give back his Nobel Prize? I didn't think so. I don't know though, with Reuters lousy accuracy record as of late, maybe this isn't true either.

"Nobel Laureate Flays Bush". Ooooooooooh..... "When this Nobel laureate speaks, people listen." I'm sorry, did he say something? BWAAAAAHHH-HA-HA-HA!!!