You Gotta Have Art

If this doesn’t sum up the subject of some of the crap that is passed off as “art” these days, nothing will.

"Given their separate submission, the two parts were judged independently," it said in a statement.

"The head was rejected, the base was thought to have merit and accepted."

"The head has been safely stored ready to be collected by the artist."

"It is accepted that works may not be displayed in the way that the artist might have intended."