2006-02-15

Anti-Teenage Loitering Device

The greatest technological advance of the 21st century? A sound system that only teens can hear, which discomfits them. Can we set these up in shopping malls? How about every corner store in Detroit? Teenagers are the worst humans on earth, and must be countered at turn. When my daughter turns 13, I want her in boarding school until she is 21.

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